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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have you had any paranormal activity situations happen personally to you or someone you know?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

If you get a chance to have sex with either Kajal Agarwal or Samantha, who would you choose and why?

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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No go.

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Then came..

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Still no good.

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What do you think of TikTok's internal analysis finding nearly twice as many pro-Trump posts as pro-Biden ones on the platform since November?

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

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